Hello? If you’re hearing this recording, the aliens have already caught me. I’m sorry—I wasn’t able to launch our nuclear strike against them in time.
Hidden under 7th Brigade Park is a secret military complex. We’ve been building a missile capable of reaching the moon, where the aliens have established their forward base.
To launch the rocket, you’ll need to decipher a series of clues I’ve left around the park. I’ve locked them to specific coordinates to stop the aliens getting their hands on them.
If you choose to accept this mission, I need to know if you are under or over the age of 16. The aliens can only impersonate adult life forms, so I’ve made the adult questions harder, and full of super boring things like math and broccoli to scare them off.