The Next Bunch of Broccoli
Wow, you’re doing great! I honestly didn’t think anyone would ever get this far—those aliens won’t know what’s coming!
…. unless of course it’s actually aliens listening to this…
In which case, it’s just a delivery of broccoli, nothing to worry about! You might as well stop listening now.
Right, the location of the next “bunch of broccoli” is through the arch and left. Look for an exhaust vent in the ground on the right hand side of the path, and then a special pond… I mean, broccoli irrigation pond… on the left hand side to know when you’re halfway. Stop at the crossroads with the three signs to receive my next transmission.